export default function GrampsWebsite() { const links = { xCommunity: "https://twitter.com/i/communities/1924584826247540761", knowYourMeme: "https://wojakland.com/gmedia/grandpa_wojak-png/", pumpfun: "#", }; const desktopIcons = [ { label: "About Gramps", emoji: "📁", target: "about" }, { label: "$GRAMPS", emoji: "💾", target: "token" }, { label: "Buy Gramps", emoji: "💿", target: "buy" }, { label: "Join Us", emoji: "🌐", target: "links" }, ]; const scrollToSection = (id) => { const el = document.getElementById(id); if (el) el.scrollIntoView({ behavior: "smooth", block: "start" }); }; const Window = ({ title, children, className = "" }) => (
{title}
_
{children}
); const Button98 = ({ href, children, onClick }) => { const className = "inline-flex min-h-[44px] items-center justify-center border-2 border-black bg-[#d4d0c8] px-4 py-2 text-center text-[13px] font-bold text-black shadow-[2px_2px_0_0_#000] active:translate-x-[1px] active:translate-y-[1px] active:shadow-none"; if (href) { return ( {children} ); } return ( ); }; return (
GRAMPS.EXE
Internet explorer has discovered $GRAMPS
Status: old - online - bullish
scrollToSection("about")}>About scrollToSection("token")}>Token scrollToSection("links")}>Links
Gramps

GRANDPA WOJAK HAS LOGGED ON.

He has seen every cycle, forgotten every password, and still somehow arrived early to the next one.

Ticker: $GRAMPS
Mood: suspiciously calm
Operating system: spiritually Windows 98

X Community Wojak Land pump.fun

About Gramps

Gramps is the elder of the timeline. He does not chase trends - he stares at them through bifocals until they panic.

The whole vibe is simple: old internet, old man energy, and one coin that looks like it has been sitting on a family computer desk since 1999.

He is not here to impress anyone. He is here to exist loudly, complain a little, and somehow still outlast everybody else.

$GRAMPS basics

{[ ["Ticker", "$GRAMPS"], ["Theme", "Grandpa Wojak"], ["Energy", "dated but dangerous"], ["Aesthetic", "old PC / retro web / boomer doom"], ].map(([k, v]) => (
{k} {v}
))}

Built for people who like their memes dusty, their websites old, and their coins with a little cigarette-smoke-in-the-monitor energy.

> i dont trust new websites. this one loads fine.

> if something breaks try turning the computer off and back on

> those links up there... you can click them. i think.

> someone told me to update this site. i said no

> everything worked better in 1998 and i stand by that

> if you bought $GRAMPS already... good. if not... sit down first

> dont touch anything important. i labeled nothing

> gramps is still here. computer is making a noise but its fine

); }