export default function GrampsWebsite() {
const links = {
xCommunity: "https://twitter.com/i/communities/1924584826247540761",
knowYourMeme: "https://wojakland.com/gmedia/grandpa_wojak-png/",
pumpfun: "#",
};
const desktopIcons = [
{ label: "About Gramps", emoji: "📁", target: "about" },
{ label: "$GRAMPS", emoji: "💾", target: "token" },
{ label: "Buy Gramps", emoji: "💿", target: "buy" },
{ label: "Join Us", emoji: "🌐", target: "links" },
];
const scrollToSection = (id) => {
const el = document.getElementById(id);
if (el) el.scrollIntoView({ behavior: "smooth", block: "start" });
};
const Window = ({ title, children, className = "" }) => (
);
const Button98 = ({ href, children, onClick }) => {
const className =
"inline-flex min-h-[44px] items-center justify-center border-2 border-black bg-[#d4d0c8] px-4 py-2 text-center text-[13px] font-bold text-black shadow-[2px_2px_0_0_#000] active:translate-x-[1px] active:translate-y-[1px] active:shadow-none";
if (href) {
return (
{children}
);
}
return (
);
};
return (
GRAMPS.EXE
Internet explorer has discovered $GRAMPS
Status: old - online - bullish
scrollToSection("about")}>About
scrollToSection("token")}>Token
scrollToSection("links")}>Links
GRANDPA WOJAK HAS LOGGED ON.
He has seen every cycle, forgotten every password, and still somehow arrived
early to the next one.
Ticker: $GRAMPS
Mood: suspiciously calm
Operating system: spiritually Windows 98
X Community
Wojak Land
pump.fun
About Gramps
Gramps is the elder of the timeline. He does not chase trends - he stares at
them through bifocals until they panic.
The whole vibe is simple: old internet, old man energy, and one coin that looks
like it has been sitting on a family computer desk since 1999.
He is not here to impress anyone. He is here to exist loudly, complain a little,
and somehow still outlast everybody else.
$GRAMPS basics
{[
["Ticker", "$GRAMPS"],
["Theme", "Grandpa Wojak"],
["Energy", "dated but dangerous"],
["Aesthetic", "old PC / retro web / boomer doom"],
].map(([k, v]) => (
{k}
{v}
))}
Built for people who like their memes dusty, their websites old, and their coins
with a little cigarette-smoke-in-the-monitor energy.
Find Gramps around the internet
> i dont trust new websites. this one loads fine.
> if something breaks try turning the computer off and back on
> those links up there... you can click them. i think.
> someone told me to update this site. i said no
> everything worked better in 1998 and i stand by that
> if you bought $GRAMPS already... good. if not... sit down first
> dont touch anything important. i labeled nothing
> gramps is still here. computer is making a noise but its fine
);
}